P.s it’s 4pm and I’m still drunk.
A customer at work is a mortician and she told me that they have to drain all the blood out of the dead bodies and fill them with chemicals to preserve them so when the bodies get cremated they just explode because of all the crap in them. Jeez.
Booked a log cabin in Sherwood Forest with a wood burner and a hot tub for Mike’s birthday how am I going to wait until January to tell him I’m so excited I want to chew off my arm
Can’t ever sleep.